Hey I just thought of something while... ummm... Studying...
If human beings evolved from Monkeys and Apes, how come Monkeys and Apes still exist?
Poor Darwin must have been so busy with his hi-fi theories that he apparently forgot about it...
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nigel.. found this online.. thought u might find it interesting..
http://www.needananswer.co.uk/questions/monkeys.html
nevr thot bout dis... hmmm... u do hav a brain aftr al;)? i checked out warren's link... ws intrstin
hey nigel couldnt answer your questions so i did the most logical thing..........................................came up with some more questions...lol
checked up the internet and came upwith these...
*What's the difference between a novel and a book?
*How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
*If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
*If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
*Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
*Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
*why did "she sell sea shells on the sea shore" i mean you could just pick them off the shore!
*If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
lol
*Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
*Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
*Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
*How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
*Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
*Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
*If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
*If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
(lol Prisoner of Gender!)
*When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
*If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
* what does O.K stand for???
*Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
*Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
should keep you busy for a while.. ;)
[scratching armpit and makin funny noise!!] :P
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