As I sat at my desk, hoping to study, even staring at my Networking textbook, as boredom seeped into my miserable brain, and my mind wandered...... About the little things in life... Why do people play Holi? What pleasure do they get by looking like badly designed Paintbrush or Photoshop pages? Come to think of it, how do graphic designers play Holi, do they open paintbrush and mess around with colors? Why is Holi spelt with an 'i'? Why is Dancing a waste of time to people who don't dance? Why is it that when your MSN status is set to busy, you don't get a sign-in alert. But when you're appearing away or offline, you do? Maybe I'm not supposed to understand the logic behind that. Would an air-hostess still smile if someone slaps them in the face?
Why do people straighten their hair? What difference does it make? Why can't they spend the same money and time doing something more constructive? Why do people on social networking sites say what's going on in their life as part of their name? Why do doctors call what they do practise? Why do surgeons always wear the same thing? If pass away and expire mean the same thing, to magazine subscriptions and medications pass away?
Why do we refer to old people as senior citizens but not refer to the youth as junior citizens? Why can't there be some consistency? Why are rape victims always female even in this age of sexual equality? Ever noticed that Caterpillars have so many legs but absolutely no knees? If a UPS fails, does it cease to be a UPS? Why do computer keyboards have the set of integers twice? Who first thought of Ctrl-Alt-Del? In the Hips don'y lie video, why does Wyclef say, I can see your body move? Isn't it obvious? Why are people so scared to stand up to the truth?
Then my mom knocks at my door and my thought process is interrupted... And I'm brought back down to earth, with my eyes fixed on Switching and Multiplexing in the physical layer of the OSI reference model in Computer Networks by Andrew Tanenbaum...
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hey man il try and answer some of ur question... coz its fun!!!
Why do people play Holi..??
- its like one of the hindus 33.3 million gods killed some demon, chosen from a list of other infinite demons.. and thus the day!!!
Why is Holi spelt with an 'i'..??
- bcoz indians are dumb!!
Why is it that when your MSN status is set to busy, you don't get a sign-in alert. But when you're appearing away or offline, you do...
- thats coz if ur "busy" then ur not supposed to be disturbed in any way rite?!?! alerts will disturb u and hence the whole criteria of being busy will not be fulfilled!!
Would an air-hostess still smile if someone slaps them in the face..??
- NO
Why do people straighten their hair..??
- coz they are wanna be's... and they are not satisfied with wot they have!!
What difference does it make..??
- they get some short lived self esteem
Why can't they spend the same money and time doing something more constructive...???
- coz they are morons!
Why do people on social networking sites say what's going on in their life as part of their name..?
- this is debatable!
Why do doctors call what they do practise..??
- they dont call it practice.. they call it practice!! :P
Why do surgeons always wear the same thing..??
- same thing?
If pass away and expire mean the same thing, to magazine subscriptions and medications pass away..??
- man now ur confusing me!!!
Why do we refer to old people as senior citizens but not refer to the youth as junior citizens... Why can't there be some consistency..??
- hmm... [scratching forehead]
Why are rape victims always female even in this age of sexual equality..??
- thats coz if a woman rapes a man, thats like a shame for him man!!
Ever noticed that Caterpillars have absolutely no knees..???
- i neva knew..
If a UPS fails, does it cease to be a UPS..???
- ok here's an idea.. die!!!!
Why do computer keyboards have the set of integers twice..???
- so that u can save time by using two finger to type the same number... for example:
2222222222 - typed using one finger on one key - time taken 1.4 seconds
222222222 - typed using two fingers on the two different keys - time taken 0.8 seconds... :P
Who first thought of Ctrl-Alt-Del..???
- i dunno :(
In the Hips don'y lie video, why does Wyclef say, I can see your body move..??
- coz he's desperate
Why are people so scared to stand up to the truth..???
- coz they are liars themselves!!
AMEN!!
Hahahahahahahaha... Retard... Hope other people also try answering the questions...
haahhahah!!! :P
well women r always the victim cause wat man in his right senses will say no!! guys never do.. i so agree wit alot of the stuff lovell says
Good Stuff man.... love your blog template...
Why do people play Holi..??
i guess.. indians are known as colored in the west.. guess color is up their entire being... in their heads it sounds color, tails sounds the same too... brains are though craby in nature..... so foolish to say a bit,, itz in a way they are mad for color or colour!!!!
Why is Holi spelt with an 'i'..??
people in india are great brains equaling the same with hypocritic essence. they say our nation but are greedy to say ""I"" own it.. everything is mine so i guess there''''s an "i"..
Would an air-hostess still smile if someone slaps them in the face..??
50/50
Why do people straighten their hair..??
as everyone knows most people mostly females are unstraight, though males too are the same, but for a minor comparitive extent!!...!! so to bluff the world that they are'nt unstraight they straighten their hair all over their body, if they've kept some in invisible destinations too....
Why do doctors call what they do practise..??
workout everyday leads to suc'cess.. i feel though u've guys got me!! this in English is called practice... and as we all know practice makes a man... some doctors are females now-a-dayz they to wanna b'cum men!!!
Why do surgeons always wear the same thing..??
For some unkind informaton.... people are dirty by default.. i heard it round the town.. p'pol Fart wen away from others in the same practi''kal manner surgeons are isolated from the world during surgery that to in D'ark r"umbs"..
so they show their default nature....
Why do we refer to old people as senior citizens but not refer to the youth as junior citizens... Why can't there be some consistency..??
consistency is derived from "IN"-"consistency"..
IN as we all know means to be inside.. so rather stay out of complimentary and supplementary troubles of e'go, man has kicked out th "IN" and stayed out of trouble..
Why are rape victims always female even in this age of sexual equality..??
sex in both males and females is different "I FEEL SO"
the geography though is different..
for some the topography is same ...>> they are eunuch's
for others males have great elevations and most normal females have very minor depressions...
i totally agree with u on how the mind just wanders about everywhere else other than at ur book and especially if the book is Computer Networks by Andrew Tanenbaum
""""Why are rape victims always female even in this age of sexual equality..??
- thats coz if a woman rapes a man, thats like a shame for him man!!""""
umm...and it isnt if a man rapes a woman!!????
sid..
yr right,, it is a shame either way..
the only way these rapist can be stopped is by cutting off their tool of rape or gettin a calf to chew on it!!!! :P
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