This would be an interesting concept to read on for any genuine Rock fan in India. Actually I chose this topic only because I was totally bored of life, and I just finished listening to a song called I'm not okay, by My Chemical Romance, which is a pretty lame song really. Typical teen aggression, which most of the new age bands sing about... Lets start off with the sudden spurt of International acts coming over to India to play their stuff. Right from the Rolling Stones, Deep Purple, Bryan Adams (Yea he's rock), Roger Waters (Pink Floyd), Joe Satriani, and now Iron Maiden, Sepultura and Aerosmith, I can proudly say that Indian rock is finally coming of age. Thats because among the bands mentioned above which have already played, the youngest guys are Joe Satriani and Bryan Adams, almost touching their 50's.
Rolling Stones are the aging rockers who look like they could collapse anytime, specially Mick Jagger. Pink Floyd is a boring bunch of people who should be heard and not seen. And Deep Purple, the less said about them the better. Imagine sitting through 3 hours of hard rock bullshit just to listen to Smoke on the Water, which is turning out to be the most annoying rock song of all time. And what about Bryan Adams? For how long will these imbecile chicks want to go up on stage with him and sing Baby when you're gone? Summer of '69 joins Smoke on the Water and Knocking on heaven's door as the most annoying songs of all time...
Then we come to Iron Maiden, one of the greatest Rock bands of all time... They even got a pic of Eddie playing cricket on their ticket. (Geez that rhymes..!!!) And we wonderful Indians arrange for a Nu-Metal band to open for them, a band called FTN (F*** The Name) from Delhi. What will the gods of metal think of us Indians when they see those sad jackasses playing like constipated porcupines? Next we come to SEPULTURA, one of the two bands, along with Slayer, I used to be obsessed about. That show would be pretty interesting. Indian youth trying to beat the shit outta their heads in order to impress Cavalera and gang...
Heard Guns n'Roses planning to come down. They shouldn't. They should stay put wherever they are and Axl Rose should go for singing classes. Cause his voice has badly deteriorated. And then we come to Aerosmith... I like this band so I won't comment on it. But I should say that the wrinkles on Steve Tyler's face should tell the story...
Rolling Stones are the aging rockers who look like they could collapse anytime, specially Mick Jagger. Pink Floyd is a boring bunch of people who should be heard and not seen. And Deep Purple, the less said about them the better. Imagine sitting through 3 hours of hard rock bullshit just to listen to Smoke on the Water, which is turning out to be the most annoying rock song of all time. And what about Bryan Adams? For how long will these imbecile chicks want to go up on stage with him and sing Baby when you're gone? Summer of '69 joins Smoke on the Water and Knocking on heaven's door as the most annoying songs of all time...
Then we come to Iron Maiden, one of the greatest Rock bands of all time... They even got a pic of Eddie playing cricket on their ticket. (Geez that rhymes..!!!) And we wonderful Indians arrange for a Nu-Metal band to open for them, a band called FTN (F*** The Name) from Delhi. What will the gods of metal think of us Indians when they see those sad jackasses playing like constipated porcupines? Next we come to SEPULTURA, one of the two bands, along with Slayer, I used to be obsessed about. That show would be pretty interesting. Indian youth trying to beat the shit outta their heads in order to impress Cavalera and gang...
Heard Guns n'Roses planning to come down. They shouldn't. They should stay put wherever they are and Axl Rose should go for singing classes. Cause his voice has badly deteriorated. And then we come to Aerosmith... I like this band so I won't comment on it. But I should say that the wrinkles on Steve Tyler's face should tell the story...
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if u don see i'm not okay 4 the true masterpiece tat it is then u have no right 2 make any judgement whatsoever...wat's wrong wit teen angst? It's a very real emotion n very relatable...My chem Rocks...n if u don see tat...then u suck...humph
and another thing...wa's wrong wit steve tyler's wrinkles? And i remember u used 2 like my chem at 1 pt of time...the hypocrisy...i turn my nose up at u
Yea I used to like them... u can like them in phases here and there wen ur angry, bt worshipping them is LAME..
he doesnt mean that there is anythin wrong with teen angst its jst that we tend to overdo it sometime.. n oneday ull sit up n realise that it wasnt all that imp or great .. tho rite nw it may seem that way,.... bt.. i quite like that u r opnionated n dont give a shit .. continue .. very rare to find.. cheers
Well it's true that a lot of people listen to rock coz they think they'll go straight from being losers to being cool! Instead they go straight from being Losers to Posers! Limp Bizkit... whoever said Limp Bizkit was rock... Limp Bizkit along with MOST of the nu age bands is not rock it's crock! The singers from the older bands... Deep Purple, Aerosmith, Judas Priest, etc will take on the nu age singers any day! Most people don't even understand rock!
Agree wholeheartedly with Charmaine... She's hit the nail on the head... Limp Bizkit is a disgrace.. Lets not mention it..
The rest of all nu-rock just sucks... and to think that a nu-metal band 's opening for MAIDEN... Imagine the expression on Bruce Almighty's face...
I can only shudder to think! How can a nu age band (let's not call them "rock band"!) open for a legendary band like Iron Maiden? First of all it will kinda showcase how bad our music standard is and that's not going to say much! I'm sure there are other bands out there who play better rock and who have better lyrics! How can a teen band open for a band that has been around since 1978? They were probably not even dreamt of at the time! I've heard some of the Indian rock bands and IF they're good at their music they have bad attitude and IF they have good attitude they suck at their music! I still have to come across a band that has lyrics that could be international standards!
Yea... In my worthless opinion, bands who could have opened are...
Myndsnare, Parikrama, Bhayanak Maut, Pin Drop Violence, Labyrinth.. lol :-)
Agreee once again with Charmaine...!!!
Bruce might just go back home and tell other bands that playing at the Easter islands is better..!!
Owch! That's not gonna be very nice! Easter Islands indeed! He might as well say playing in Somalia is better and it probably will be better than having a teen band of upstarts opening for a legend like Iron Maiden!
Seriously... DNA need a serious strategy rethink. I think parikrama are also opening though..!!!
i disagree with you completely on pink floyd.. his lyrics are beautiful and his sound?? well.. neither dave gilmour nor roger waters are the same without each other.
As far as slash goes, melody wise, one of the best..need not be the fastest.. or the greatest.. but amongst the best.
And steve tyler? try his range...
I didn't comment on Steve Tyler coz I'm like his biggest fan...
dsnt any listen to death/black metal?!?!
cry babies.. listen here u amateurs... i u wanna know what metal really is.. listen to the bands of the 80's and 90's these are bands who made their own music and played thier own stuff..
not like the bands of today who are made by producers!!!
AMEN LOVELLDIES... uv said it in a phrase what i couldnt say in a whole entry..!!
thats bcoz my mind has a mind of its own :P
Yea... Lol
Now people listen to bloody In Flames and some stupid immature punk bands with names like presidents of the USA..!!!
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